miserableatb-st:

it’s so awkward like watching the person who taught you how to drive drive

like water you doing

you definitely told me i wasn’t allowed to do that

please don’t brake check him

or do

wait the speed limit is 45 here why are you going 120

(via notyouraveragecaliforniagirl)

iwillbeyourgoal:

lorimort:

confusedastronaut-:

hotdamncarlospena:

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING JAKE FROM STATE FARM?

uh… khakis

she sounds hideous

well she’s a guy, so

(via horanimo)

My Life in iTunes

1. Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool…

Opening Credits: Infatuation - Maroon 5

Waking Up: Brighter - Paramore

First Day of School: The Gravity - Sparks the Rescue

Falling in Love:  I Wonder - Sleeping Beauty Soundtrack

Fight Song:  Not for Me - Backstreet Boys

Prom: Jolene - CAKE

Life: Don’t Wanna Lose You Now - Backstreet Boys

Mental Breakdown:  Nada Haces por Mi - Juan Carlos Lozano

Driving:  Shake, Rattle, and Roll - Huey Lewis and the News

Getting Back Together:  Fight for All the Right Reasons - Nickelback 

Wedding:  Bittersweet Life - My Favorite Highway

Losing Your Virginity:  The Gospel Truth I - Hercules Soundtrack

Birth of Child: Don’t Jump - Tokio Hotel

Final Battle: My Heart Will Find Rest - Chase Coy

Death Scene: Shame on Me - Ryan Cabrera

Funeral Song: The Guitar Man - CAKE

End Credits: Goodbye - Miley Cyrus

sherloving:

I just came downstairs and my dad was watching an Adele concert on tv alone and singing along and during the interview portions he kept shaking his head and saying “oh Adele you GET me” and then he paused and asked me why there were no men in the audience

I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING ANYMORE

• Old Generation:"You were named after your grandfather."
• Now Generation:"You were named after a celebrity."
• Next Generation:"You were named after a fictional character."
• Next Next Generation:"You were named after a URL."

catnus:

“Omfg I hate Twilight soo much” - Every teenage girl who most likely use to own merchandise and cream themselves over Edward Cullen once upon a time. 

(via atthestarsagain)

(via sundaymorningatafuneral)

i ordered the songbook for 21 today. it should arrive on tuesday. i’m super excited. i’m sick of only playing disney music

mustveknockedupsunshine:

gayundertones:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

and bought 47 watermelons

(via atthestarsagain)

dank-potion:

Men.

Do you realize that in your fallacious attempt to “liberate” women from our make-up and high heels by proclaiming “I love natural/real girls” that you’re, in fact, enforcing the same patriarchal ideals you seek to destroy by assuming we do these things for you in the first place? 

(Source: eastafrodite, via kylamcfaterson)

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I know. We’re working on it.

(Source: gatiss, via avengersassembling)

thefingerfucker:

absolute-funniest-posts:

petewentzemolobster:

it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it

excuse you

omfg

(via atthestarsagain)

sunbathingbabes:

we are the Boyz In Motion, we give you our devotion.

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